Tomorrow, everyone that hasn’t voted early or voted by mail (like me) will schlep off to their polling place and attempt to exert their collective will on our county. (Unless you live in a swing state. In that case, good luck to you!) If I’m fortunate, my team will win, but then you folks on the other side of the fence will have country that feels diametrically opposed to what you want. If your team wins, I’ll feel the same way and threaten to move to the nearest country that seems vastly superior to ours.

So since I don’t want to be sad and angry, please exert your collective will for my guy!

I’m iggy2112, and I approved this message.